G4 siren Olivia Munn is resplendent in a red bathing suit across the cover of this month's Playboy. But don't dash off down to the newsstand just yet fanboys because here's the small print: it's a non-nude op.
No boobies for you!
To be perfectly honest there's no point being on the cover of Playboy if you're not going to take the clothes off. It's like having a picture of a chocolate pudding on the cover of Bon Appetit and not printing the recipe inside. That's just insanity!
No pudding for you!
If I somehow managed to make the cover of Playgirl I'd expect there to be some artistic bulge 'n winkle action inside. Maybe even a fantasy DIY scene where I've popped over to sand the skirting board and whoopsy my cock just fell out. It would be rude not to.
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