Fresh Meat

We've got some n00bs at work and one wonders how long they'll last. We've had some epic fails over the past couple of years with employees; one chick decided to quit after a day and went back to stripping as she made more money getting her kit off. I guess you can't argue with that logic.

N00bs are like raw recruits in the army. I feel like the wily sarge who has to mold these fresh faces into an effective fighting force. But the problem is you don't want to get too close to them because you don't know who's going to make it: Tripp could get the clap in a brothel; Blutowski could step on a landmine; Lee could be riding point and take one in the eye. Who knows! I tell you, working in a bookstore can be brutal.