Why Must You Turn This Tattoo Parlor Into a House of Lies!

Anyone buy the story about the chick in Belgium who said she fell asleep while getting inked and then woke up to find 53 more stars on her face than she asked for?

I've never had a tattoo, but I've seen episodes of Miami Ink and I know plenty of people with tats and there's no way someone is gonna catch 40 winks with a needle buzzing around their face.

So it's no surprise to discover that the girl in question made the whole lot up. It was all fibs! According to the news, the girl invented her story after her Dad shat his pants when he saw her face looked like a constellation [I'd call that one Ursa Dumbass].

At one stage the tattooist offered to cover half of the removal cost [even though he protested his client requested 56 stars] but has now rescinded his offer and requests people sign a consent form [or bring a note from home] before getting inked.

Well, I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here.