Having the repo man come and repossess your shit sucks, especially if it's a nice set of wheels that you've been polishing and cruising around in trying to pick up chicks.
In most cases of repossession a bank will call any old repo man to do the deed. However, what if a bank wants to take a submarine or a private jet? Any vanilla flavoured repo man is not cut out for that kind of op. It requires something more specific, like a neapolitan-flavoured repo man. So the bank sends in the Super Repo Man to steal your shit. He's like the A-Team of repo men, able to take anything anywhere in the world at anytime. He probably has a cool van as well.
Yes, from luxury speed boats in Palm Beach and Miami to jets in Mexico and Colombia, the Super Repo Man repos it all -- armed guards or not. You'd have to be a special kind of man to steal a plane protected by goons with guns. Staring down a shotgun doesn't sound like fun, but Super Repo Man Nick Popvich believes that the man who says he's going to shoot you will not shoot you.
Good to know.
You can read all about it over at Salon.
