Dude, woke up with the worst stomach cramp ever. It was like a gang of small, stocky animals had used my abdomen as a trampoline. I have no idea what caused it, although it could have something to do with low blood sugar levels. Or perhaps it was some gravitational effect from the moon, who the fudge knows?
But all I know is that shit hurt. Mind you, some plain bread and a cup of green tea seemed to do the trick. Perhaps it would be wise to keep that remedy in mind for next time.