Try of the Rugby World Cup Thus Far

This try scored by Japan against Wales was pretty spectacular. It's almost as good as John Kirwan's try against Italy in 1987. Almost, but not quite.

By an interesting twist of fate, JK happens to be the current coach of Japan....

Endo's recent try against Wales.



Kirwan's try from 20 years ago against Italy [plus scores against Wales & France].

When the Pistols Said "Fuck" on Live TV

I have read about this infamous Sex Pistols interview many times in various publications, yet until today I had never seen it. A search on everyone's favourite video hosting site solved that.

From what I gather, this televised interview helped propel the Sex Pistols, and the virginal musical genre of punk, into the national consciousness. And while saying something outrageous on TV today has been done, one can imagine how many knickers were twisted back in 1976 when guitarist Steve Jones let rip with a couple of F-bombs. Classic.

Log!

When I was a kid I wanted my very own Log for Christmas. I got Transformers and GI Joe instead, d'oh!

Crazy Sex Stories From Around the World!

There has been some crazy sex out there that has generated some crazy sex stories, so strap in and set you faces to WTF!

Our first candidate comes from Australia, and this dude figured he could break into a neighbour's house while whacked out of his head on drugs and make himself a sex toy from a piece of wood, a rubber glove, and an ordinary bottle of toilet detergent [no word on whether it was Toilet Duck].

Yep, this wannabe MacGyver was busted after cops matched his DNA to the material found on the rubber glove [yucky] and now Mac is facing some serious community service time. Ten outta ten for ingenuity, but next time do it in your own home.

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Our last story comes from Germany and it's kinda weird but there you go. Okay, this dude was set to fly to Dubai and was obviously embarrassed about packing his two monster dildos in his luggage, so what's a dude to do? Head to the butchers before he departs and ask the employees to prepare him some old fashioned sausages. So far so normal. He then returns to the butchers with the sausages and requests that they be wrapped for international travel. It's only then that the employees notice that their product possessed a little more heft than usual. Upon investigation it was found that the dude had created a cavity within each of the sausages in order to insert the dildos and use the delicacy as some sort of meaty camouflage to thwart customs officers in Dubai.

So the moral of the story is, don't hide your dildos in sausages. If he was really switched on he probably could have found a better hiding place for them, but I imagine the flight to Dubai from Germany is quite long....

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Dusts Off The Cobwebs

Wow, been a while since I actually sat at the computer to write anything down in here. Since we've been back from holiday it's been a very hectic month in sunny Florida. Work has been consuming much of my time, especially since I was sent down to the Plantation [a city about 25 minutes away] store to help out owing to their lack of manager coverage.

The Plantation store is bigger than ours, and consequently makes a lot more bling than we do in our modest location. Yet the experience was very cool as I learned to juggle a larger staff and deal with a few more issues than would normally be the case. It was also a good opportunity for "networking" with other staff and managers in the company, because networking is important, dudes. Like spiderwebs.

Then on Wednesday I went to Lake Worth [a newish-looking town up in Palm Beach County] for a managers meeting on loss prevention. More spiderwebs! The meeting was much more interesting than it sounds on paper [the lunch was also brilliant because there was hummus!], and it gave me ample knowledge on how to thwart big time thievery and other prevention of loss strategies. Forewarned is forearmed as a famous person once remarked.

So that's all my boring work stories for the month. Whoo!